God this is truly shit.
VIENNA SKYE is some 6 year old who apparently appeared in a couple of crappy videos and decided she wanted to be the star of her own. Someone in charge of the brain cell that day obviously realised that there was little point in making a video and commercially exploiting this tweenie unless there was some song to go with it. The result is this crock of the proverbial which its producers laughingly call “a mix between the power of Avril Lavigne with Dido’ish electro rhythms!”
Well if you take ‘A’ from Avril and ‘L’ from Lavigne and the first two letters of Rollo’s sister you get ALDI, who are also renowned for pedalling utter garbage. ‘Who Am I?’ is complete rubbish, its programmed beats and melody lines so dated it sounds like some long lost B-side by The Farm. But hey! Don’t worry because there is also a remix that according to the blurb “trance-synthpop lovers” will enjoy. So I listen and it sounds like Steps remixed by the people responsible for the Crazy Frog
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All this song does is remind you that there is an extremely thin line between precocious and f**king annoying.
Who Am I?
You’re VIENNA SKYE now p*ss off.
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