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Review: 'HAYMAN, DARREN & THE SECONDARY MODERN'
'Calling Out Your Name Again'   

-  Label: 'Fortuna Pop!'
-  Genre: 'Indie' -  Release Date: '11th October 2010'-  Catalogue No: 'FP094'

Our Rating:
Former Hefner main man Darren Hayman serves up another helping of indie pop from his latest album with The Secondary Modern, 'Essex Arms', this time with the assistance of Emma-Lee Moss (aka Emmy the Great).

Everything about this is markedly English, but in a way that harks back to a golden age of Englishness. From the name of his backing band, The Secondary Modern, to the crocheted picture that makes the cover art, Hayman's music is entrenched in the vintage England that gave us Billy Bunter, The Beano and Hovis, a time of stay-at-home mums and home-baking and fish suppers wrapped in newspaper. While these artefacts of the past are preserved in museum and on scratchy old films, this image of life as it was is only part of the picture. Hayman does acknowledge this, and the starlings and baby deer exist in the same frame as pylons and barbed-wire fences. Somehow, it's just not enough.

The trouble is, it's delivered in a way that's just too nicey-nicey and comes across as being contrived and twee, and the kitchen-sink contemplations of 'Until We Got Bored' has a distinctly sepiatone feel, referencing cycling, willow trees and pylons (again). The sparse, medieval folk of 'Essex Arms' provides an interesting contrast, but when Hayman moves away from overtly 'English' indie, as on the cod reggae salsa of 'Beach Head' it simply doesn't work, again not least of all because it sounds self-conscious and contrived.

A thumbs down, I'm afraid.


Darren Hayman on Myspace
  author: Christopher Nosnibor

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READERS COMMENTS    No More comments allowed for this Review

This is the worst review ever. You could not even get his name right. Have you heard of proof reading? Just really badly written and without any real grasp of grammar, spelling or what the album is about-the reviewer is a total nitwit.
------------- Author: vera   28 October 2010

Oh I dont know, I think Darren Hayes has really progressed since his Savage Garden days with this offering. Truly Madly Deeply has nothing on the poetic imagery used in You Drive Too Fast, for example.

Still, its no Shaft I suppose.

Its far too easy to pick apart a review where the writer cant be bothered to get the artists name right. Massive thumbs down, damn right.

------------- Author: Lemona   29 October 2010

This reminds me of the music reviews that I used to read in my old college paper but the quality here is far far worse. I could throw a stone from my window and hit a random person with more journalistic ability. The name of the artist is DARREN HAYMAN.
------------- Author: colin   29 October 2010

I think youre missing the point here - apart from the fact Christopher is one of W&Hs best writers, its down as Hayman, Darren because thats the way the archive works. For example, Neil Young would be Young, Neil - its the way you might look for CDS in a record shop (remember them?). Stay around and read a few more reviews on the site, then you might understand how it works.
------------- Author: Tim Peacock   29 October 2010

And where in the review is the artist referred to as Darren Hayes?
------------- Author: Tim Peacock   29 October 2010

No, the point is that when he wrote the review he called Hayman by the name Hayes (as in the chap from Savage Garden) throughout the text; he has now gone back and changed the mistakes but to get the name of the artist wrong at any point is just bad.
------------- Author: colin   29 October 2010

To be honest, if thats an example of one of your best writers, youve got a problem. In amending the article without so much as an acknowledgement that it was originally peppered with references to a completely different artist, well, thats just dishonest.
------------- Author: Lemona   29 October 2010

Well if you know so much about music journalism, put your money where your mouth is and submit some reviews yourself. Its free to register. Id be interested to see what you can actually do. Have you bothered to read any of our other reviews?
------------- Author: Tim Peacock   29 October 2010

I think that you are missing the point Tim. I dont want to be a reviewer, I just want to read reviews with a bit of integrity.
------------- Author: colin   29 October 2010

Fair enough Colin. Id like to think thats what brought you to W&H in the first place. I was only thinking you might like to do some writing because you seem genuinely passionate about this and I was impressed with that regardless of this issue. The comments on this one are used up now, but if you wish to make any further points youre very welcome to e-mail me. My e-mail is on the Contact page.
------------- Author: Tim Peacock   29 October 2010